I hate Passover (to the tune of Dayeinu)


Spending the seder by my lonesome
Think about women and want to bone some
I hate Passover.

No one around to share in the Hagaddah story
They say I’ll be married soon, don’t you worry
I hate Passover.

No one here to pass the marror and charoses
No one to kiss and smell their halitosis
I hate Passover.

I hate Passover
I hate Passover
I hate Passover
I hate Passover yes I do.

Once again I got too much matzah
With no one else here I got lotsa
I hate Passover.

The horseradish and cardboard sandwich makes me sick
Being alone I had better not choke on any of it
I hate Passover.

All the foods they taste so yich
No one here to do the Heimlich
I hate Passover.

I hate Passover
I hate Passover
I hate Passover
I hate Passover yes I do